Sooo. It’s Friday. If you’re at work you’re clearly not working because you’re reading this. You might also be on twirrah or facebook or playing that game that everyone who works in an office seems to get sucked into, Soliatire. Waiting for work to end so you can go YOLO this weekend. You’re making plans or deciding what to do. It’s full on winter in Jozi, some single people are thirsty, let’s remember a lesson that is often repeated on twitter and Facebook: don’t make bad dating choices because you are cold. What was the point of that monologue? I decided to put together a list of the finest African men around, just so when the next time you’re thinking of hooking up with someone dodge via your thirst you see what else is out there and ask yourself. How does this person compare to these guys, mk? Mk
First up:
Can we just take a moment?…. Ok, i’m back. Number one sterring is Idris whyareyousohotandawesome Elba. (That’s not actually his name) Idrissa Akuna Elba’s parents are from Sierra Leone and Ghana. He grew up in London. He is a movie star, television actor and DJ. His DJ nickname Big Driis.
Huwie. Here is a video of Idris’ single Private Garden:
Next up model Robert Evans. He is the newest judge on America’s next top model, and may or may not be dating Tyra Banks. Im not going to do a whole schpiel because he is a model and we all know that models are mostly to be looked at and not to have deep meaningful convos with.
There are like, three max photos of him with clothing on on the internets…
Next up
34 year old musician from Congo Fally Ipupa is a superstar both at home and abroad. His exposure on credible music channels like Trace and Mtv BASE mean that his international appeal has grown and he performs and tours the America’s Europe and Africa.
The next man has beeen fine. He paved the way for a lot of African American models to be in mainstream campaigns, after bagging an exclusive POLO campaign in the 90s.
Hello Mr Beckford
moer.
and who can forget the appearance in Toni Braxton’s unreak my heart video? (If you dont know what I’m talking about it means you are super young and need to take a squizz here:
The last time I did a list like this i got feedback saying my choices were dry (rude right?) What do you think of the list? Who have i left out? Who should be on this list? Opening up the comments sections. Holler at me.
Yonna mmaawe!!!
My god is good o!
Idris can get it. Anyday. #Thatsall